That’s funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.

Save the earth

Do coke

Finally some good fucking news.

Yeah, I had the same problem. Felt like it never fully healed.

I had one ring for about ten years and I don’t think it was ever noticeable through a t-shirt unless I pointed it out.

Ew no. They’re going to taste like silicone and suncreen I bet.

This sounds like the start of a prophecy.

“Sorry, we’ll come back later when you’re feeling better.”

I guess that’s just a factor of this being a non profit thing. A user-built social media platform doesn’t have to do everything it can to retain user eyeballs for as many seconds a day as possible.

Fun fact: Spider-man wasn’t allowed to punch enemies in that show.

Curse you, I was just about to upload this. My spirits are crushed and my dreams are ruined!

Elon Musk will be a lot poorer five years from now, and that makes me happy.

Nature is so beautiful.

With what money, Elon? You can’t afford to pay Google or office rent but you’re going to pay Mr. Beast?

“Do as we say or we won’t let you do free work us any more!”