Have you remembered to turn off your poison sockets?

Ciabatta with sweet potato madras spread, green olives, feta, and Dutch cheese. Rolls off the tongue

I learnt from Alnwick Castle poison garden in north England that catnip makes humans grouchy, and historically was used by executioners to feel less bad about executing people. No idea how true that is but it makes an interesting thought!

I think they asked for unpopular opinions

It’s Feedback in the way that microphone feedback is - really bloody loud and painful, and makes you know you’ve done something wrong

What’s ‘old’ about that?

Sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun. After the club go to Truffoni’s for sloppy steaks. They’d say; ‘no sloppy steaks’ but they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS, I WAS A PIECE OF SHIT THOUGH.

That’s not really how slang works

There’s nothing stopping you still! I find the ritual of placing the disc and needle and turning it over halfway through is quite satisfying. It really makes me feel as though the music is more valuable and I’ll be more likely to actively listen rather than if I just put it on my phone with the tap of a button

The one I learned was Hottentottenpotentatentantenattentat - the assassination of the Hottentot head of state’s aunt

One for the money, two for the better green

3,4 Methylenedioxymethamphetamine

I can’t believe you guys have been hiding wet-ass pussies in Walmart ceilings this whole time

I can’t belive they didn’t include Westward Ho!, the only place name in the UK which officially includes an exclamation mark.

Well the actor/ess thing refers to the actual genders of the people involved, not some randomly assigned gender to an inanimate object. The ship thing fair enough, but we don’t have different articles just for ships.

I think it was more a joke on ‘if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn’t’

I can’t tell if this comment is bait

Funnily enough though, in Germany they’re mostly called Dackel, not Dachshund!

Maybe for five seconds if you don’t know the concept of an indicator

For me it’s less a case of ‘I need this ambient music to fall asleep’, and more a case of ‘I enjoy listening to this ambient music and also I can fall asleep to it’.

It’s changed a bit for me now, but when I was a teen I used to just whack on whatever I was listening to/enjoying at the time to fall asleep to, be it ambient, death metal, jazz, classical etc.

And as far as listening to people talking goes, that’s nowhere near a ‘this generation’ thing. The sound of quiet voices murmuring on is just a naturally relaxing thing, think of a parent talking to their baby to get them to go to sleep.

I agree, I was providing a counter to their point rather than lamenting the fact!