Some chimpanzee archeologist in 1483325 AD digging up this picture:
“OOOOOOooOOOOoooo ooooOOOOOoooOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHHH”
Translation: “This is clearly a visual representation of the Great Diamonds in the Sky, as evidenced by the picture of Lucy on the left and Lucille on the right, and the ceremonial robes and staves of the Order of the Beetles.”
What I’m more concerned about is who the people performing the attacks are, and why the press itself isn’t attempting to expose them, and are instead sanitizing the attacks.