Cliffjumper

Sales of fake moustaches are gonna skyrocket

I’ve never been to a wedding where tapping the side of a wine glass didn’t immediately silence the room.

No idea why a gun would be necessary.

Still can’t bring myself to use proton pass. I’ll be much happier when proton drive better integrates with desktop machines as well but calendar, VPN, email and the bonus simplelogin premium are way too useful.

Oh look, another one.

YouTube: premium is increasing

Spotify: we’re increasing your sub

Bank: we’re increasing your mortgage

Supermarket: we’re increasing your food spend

Car insurance: we’re increasing your premium

Household bills: we’re increasing water, gas and electricity

Broadband: we’re increasing your fees

Cellphone: your contract renewal is higher than last year

Salary: fuck you, peasant

Bank Of England: Just stop spending

Disney: Hi …

8 foot tall penis beast murders everyone you meet

The scene where Hulk jumps into Ultron’s jet and, from off screen, you get James Spader’s exasperated “Oh, for god’s sake”.

Love that moment.

Twitter > Mastodon

YouTube > Peertube

*Cloud > NextCloud

Instagram > Pixelfed

Reddit > Lemmy

I know, right?

I’m an INTERNATIONAL terrorist, thank you very much.

I’m not about to destroy my OWN country… my government at least does THAT for me!

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