Now please turn to song 146 in your hymnals, The Cat Cameth Back.

I appreciate the record-straightening here. You’re doing good work

But of course the anti-war protests were also inextricably tied up with civil rights protests happening at the same time.

What a twat.

The people who actually make these games have said that the timeline in Hyrule Historia is little no more than elevated fanfiction, because they don’t follow it when making their games. It’s all retcon and forced connections.

People who want them to have some shared continuity as if they’re a real history might as well make a timeline for Mario too. It’s silly, and misses the point

Headline is misleading. There is no canon timeline and never has been, regardless of what officially-licensed book it was published in.

The game designers have said many times that they don’t take any sort of timeline into account when designing a new Zelda game. They nail down the mechanics, and the story comes next, and if it happens to match up thematically in relation to another game, that’s just a bonus.

Weird.

ChatGPT can’t count. Try to get it to compose haikus consistently. It can’t do it.

This is true about every armed conflict on the planet.

A better analogy might be shutting off their water because they were using it to make naughty ice sculptures, which are forbidden by the HOA.

Let’s just say she wanted to be lickenpooper.

If I was one of those employees, my response would be to smile and wave, maybe give a thumbs up, and go back to ignoring them. They can interpret it how they like, and only I know for sure that it means “Lol, you’re getting nothing from me, you dumb buttmunch.”

It’s still a pretty young technology, and it took a few years to understand the impacts of it. We’ve had them long enough now to be able to see how detrimental they have been to the first generation using them.

Am I supposed to know what a pepperhead is?

No no longer think it’s cool. Now I think it’s AWESOME.

I’d love to see Monkey Island revived as a more open-world style game on the order of Fallout.

Oh and also, “change this every four weeks please.”

Okay then. NEW PASSWORD: pa$$word_Aug24

Imagine how many people have thought about whether they could fit that rock in their butt.

… Can I see it?

Anyone who gives any weight to the verbal vomit of a professional sports celebrity is already on the losing side in the war against Not Being A Fucking Moron.