Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.
Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.
“BLEH! I’m sorry, I’m already in a committed relationship. Bleh!”
No cap, I hate this with every fiber in my being.
Behold this sacred relic! It’s his old samsung S5!
Meatloaf.
We should cut the shit then…
Narwhal is cool, but do you want to use the good Narwhal on just anyone? I want to use it for special occasions or that certain someone.
The only way to protect yourself from a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a spear.
I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !
Say what you will about the giant bugs and socialist toasters, but they never sold out their own for a percentage.
Sees door, " Fuck! I’ve been robbed. Wait, did they pick up in here? What’s that smell? Is that lemon pledge?"
Obviously! To keep the knob’s thoughts from being read.
Honestly, I think you missed an opportunity to draw a dick on the moon.
Stealing a doormat is also an option.
Either that or a career in the roller derby.
Would it be a drink or dim sum?
I dunno, man. Even if I could, I’d feel bad about hurting a manatee.
Yeah, man. Ducks are rapey.
I like the idea of magnet fishing, but it seems like you just pick up metal trash.