Getting stupider

Yeah cause you got away with it.

It’s physically too small to jerk off. Don’t you think he’s tried? Even with his tiny hands he can’t get enough grip to stimulate his dead mini-dick. So Melania pegs him instead and he craps all over the bed. But the dreams he has after makes it worth it.

I just signed up yesterday too.

And loop de loops

I remember always wearing wrinkled shirts back then because I didn’t care about ironing or society.

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The only sensible solution then is to ban toddlers from EVs. They’ll just have to walk.

And yet all 4 drink Faygo Rock n Rye

Those Amazon customers can be ruthless.

A vase for $4 is a good deal. What was she expecting, solid gold? I don’t think I would have gone as far as involving all of Mexico but I guess it’s easier to just give her a refund.

I successfully sued my wife when she put too much salt in the soup which wasn’t even real.

It was called the Salty Pseudo Soup Sufferer Suit in the news.

All right, then. Keep your donuts.

ICQ recently is about to shut down so I got nothing for ya

I wouldn’t blame those 2. Forums have been dying since Myspace and Facebook. The specialized ones like the machinist and woodworking ones I belong to are going strong. So are the firearm related ones.

Everyone is ignoring the fact I was talking about the official gun for Michigan. You can’t hunt deer like you hunt boars. The AR-15 is a stupid rifle to associate with this state. A deer hunting rifle is a better choice. But I’ve been shooting my whole life and I fucking hate everything related to that platform. I don’t think about boar hunting when it’s mentioned, I think about the San Bernardino slaughter.

Republicans are all bullies. The people that worship them think they are bullies too but they constantly get beaten up for their money (donations) and still get fucked by them in the end.

Good job Thailand!

What we draw everytime Pinky… Dicks and balls