I know, one of them is called Microsoft

Yeah that’s the one. The dog kind of looks like him already.

Lemmy (yeah I know he wasn’t female but whatever he was fucking cool)

Or so you are made believe. How many times have you experienced it?

Quite right. The joke works even without the „woman good/man bad“ subtext.

Yeah nice but why are you people so obsessed with men explaining things to women or vice-versa?

The supreme of all open source projects would be something like Linux, curl, or SQLite.

User name checks out. Are you from Texas, or are you drunk, or both? Well, you’re forgiven because either would explain why you’d believe he could (if he existed).

Poor guy can’t listen to Queen because monarchy, can’t listen to AC/DC because he’s got only 110 volts, and can’t listen to ABBA because the spelling is too complicated.

You do know that Genesis wasn’t written by Christians do you

rm *.c when I meant rm *.o

Used it a couple of years ago. Stunningly beautiful but buggy as hell. Got frustrated and switched to PopOS. Today I’d use Mint, or just plain Debian.

A geek is one who buys an Apple watch to take phone calls, monitor his heart rate, and control the colour of the lights in his living room.

A nerd is one who buys an Apple watch and hacks it to run Doom.

Good choice, Nextcloud has all the calendars you’ll ever need. (Same for contacts btw)

Half of them, seriously?