Why go to mass when you can go to ass?
Why spread the word of God when you can spread Todd.
*The Todd, bisexual icon
Why get raped by a 65 year old when you can get fucked by someone your age with consent?
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BS. Church is the best place for underage male on male sex and has been for decades.
Centuries even.
Sounds way more fun than stupid Sunday service, so… Yeah, I’d say that’s smarter.
Gonna get fucked in the ass either way
One is consensual tho
I think… there are possibly more doors than that.
Just one more… The back door
Seems like the obvious choice.
They are not mutually exclusive
I’m not sure what this is trying to say and whether or not that‘s homophobe.
I think it’s just meant to mock the perpetual moral panic of “KIDS today are DOING THINGS instead of GOING TO CHURCH”
KIDS today LOSE THEIR VIRGINITY TO THEIR GAY PARTNERS instead of TO THE PASTOR
O TEMPORA! O MORES!
Huh. I guess the future isn’t so bad after all.
K