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    1 year ago

    After defeating me, you may legally slap something tied down with a ratchet strap, hook a thumb into your belt loop, and say “Yep, that ain’t goin’ anywhere.”

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      Final boss is Vin Diesel. You can’t beat him without becoming the final boss yourself, but he puts you in a headlock and argues that you’re valid until you accept that the highest expression of masculinity is acceptance of all facets of oneself. Afterwards you share a bro hug and he DMs a session of D&D for you along with all the men you defeated along the way as your adventuring party