z00s@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 months agoIf your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up164arrow-down121
arrow-up143arrow-down1message-squareIf your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?z00s@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 months agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squaremultifariace@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·5 months agoCan we then give it a tongue so I can be sure I’m clean?
Can we then give it a tongue so I can be sure I’m clean?