Salutations Lemmiers 👋👋, sorry for the intrusion but I’m here to advertise my course on how to pick up the ladies. I used to be an incel, then using this knowledge I scored a blazing hot 10/10 Asian girl, lasted for about 7 years until we went through a divorce after I found her sleeping with 2 black guys & filming it when I got home from work and ended up taking the kids, simply put I don’t want that to happen to anyone else, So I offer a LTO discount on it, DM for more information fellow sigma brothers
if you order elon musk from wish, you get something better
Is this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes
Once a cobra bit elon’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.
Elon doesn’t buy honey, he chews out workers.
If Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.
I thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.
This is my new favorite insult.
Salutations Lemmiers 👋👋, sorry for the intrusion but I’m here to advertise my course on how to pick up the ladies. I used to be an incel, then using this knowledge I scored a blazing hot 10/10 Asian girl, lasted for about 7 years until we went through a divorce after I found her sleeping with 2 black guys & filming it when I got home from work and ended up taking the kids, simply put I don’t want that to happen to anyone else, So I offer a LTO discount on it, DM for more information fellow sigma brothers
Elon? Is this your account?
I’m pretty sure it’s a satyrical account.
Better hide the wine and the wood nymphs.
goddamned satyrs stealing my wine and fucking my wood nymphs.
good thing I’m in town selling my SatyrTrap Pro TM (patent pending) !
But only ever trolls on posts with left-leaning undertones, probably trying to devalue the underlying message by adding distracting nonsense
…so…every other Lemmy post, then? 😂