Ojai, CA- Clinton Brewer (73), has been arrested after assaulting close to one dozen people at a local vegan restaurant, Larry's Secret Garden. Clinton was seen entering the restaurant during the dinner rush with raw steaks in each hand. He walked from table to table slapping people in the face with the bloody cuts of...
  • ReiRose@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    1 year ago

    Wait…I thought the onion was satire and ‘not the onion’ was news so pythonesque it looks like satire?

    • johnthebeboptist@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      1 year ago

      No that’s it exactly, lol, we’re getting lost in a jungle of double-negatives.

      • The Onion - satire
      • Not the Onion - things that happen that are so outlandish you’d think it is satire
      • This - Neither, cause it’s someone making shit up, just some conservative asshole flogging the same dead horse with the same, tired old stick joke