• Zithero@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “We had a 2% reduction in profits this year guys, 😭”

    “The company lost money?”

    “What? Oh no! But we made 3 bn in profits last year and we only made 2.8bn this year… So to make up for the shortfall, we’ll be reducing 401k contributions.”

    “…didn’t the CEO get a 200million bonus-”

    “WE ALL NEED TO MAKE SACRIFICES!”