HSR🏴☠️@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWe had a good run, thank you everyonelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square347fedilinkarrow-up11.53Karrow-down131
arrow-up11.5Karrow-down1imageWe had a good run, thank you everyonelemmy.dbzer0.comHSR🏴☠️@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square347fedilink
minus-squareZithero@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year ago“We had a 2% reduction in profits this year guys, 😭” “The company lost money?” “What? Oh no! But we made 3 bn in profits last year and we only made 2.8bn this year… So to make up for the shortfall, we’ll be reducing 401k contributions.” “…didn’t the CEO get a 200million bonus-” “WE ALL NEED TO MAKE SACRIFICES!”
“We had a 2% reduction in profits this year guys, 😭”
“The company lost money?”
“What? Oh no! But we made 3 bn in profits last year and we only made 2.8bn this year… So to make up for the shortfall, we’ll be reducing 401k contributions.”
“…didn’t the CEO get a 200million bonus-”
“WE ALL NEED TO MAKE SACRIFICES!”