Hi. I’d like to buy 51% of your stake of this upvote at 2x the current market value. This is an investment proposal and you have to accept now, I don’t have time for negotiations as I’m an important businessman conducting business.

Rest assured me and my firm will not use our majority hold on your upvote to change or sway your held beliefs or writing style. Our lawyers do advise you that we absolutely have this power, though.

Anyways, sign here please.