The voters continue to speak! And they’re unhappy. This is unacceptable.
To placate those angered by the probability of there being a mortgage while simultaneously assuaging the concerns of there not being a mortgage, our guy now may have a mortgage. But here’s the great thing for anyone unsettled by that possibility - he may not!
May there now be peace and tranquility for everyone so deeply committed to uncovering The True Facts behind shitposts.
Okay, the people have spoken. And I hear you.
You want the guy to have a mortgage.
So our fraudster now definitely has a mortgage.
Give that man a mortgage, dammit!
Sir, we stopped doing that in 2008.
The voters continue to speak! And they’re unhappy. This is unacceptable.
To placate those angered by the probability of there being a mortgage while simultaneously assuaging the concerns of there not being a mortgage, our guy now may have a mortgage. But here’s the great thing for anyone unsettled by that possibility - he may not!
May there now be peace and tranquility for everyone so deeply committed to uncovering The True Facts behind shitposts.