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>Install the Linix operating system
>Suspicious black van is parked outside my apartment and doesn’t move
>Black cashier at the grocer made weird hand gestures at me
>Every second night at 8 PM a car will circle past my window and honk exactly 3 times
>Every new month someone will leave a piece of litter in my mailbox
>Start receiving silent calls from random numbers every time I do the laundry
>Coworker talked to me about his dog in-person, next morning all youtube ads are about dog food and dog toys
>Stopped by a burger stand one day on my way home, all my bookmarked blogs running google adsense start advertising McDonald’s exclusively
>My hotmail account is suddenly flooded with spam mails about alien abductions
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[Image of a feminine anime character with very pale red hair, pink eyes, blush under the eyes, and an open mouth.]
>Install the Linix operating system
>Suspicious black van is parked outside my apartment and doesn’t move
>Black cashier at the grocer made weird hand gestures at me
>Every second night at 8 PM a car will circle past my window and honk exactly 3 times
>Every new month someone will leave a piece of litter in my mailbox
>Start receiving silent calls from random numbers every time I do the laundry
>Coworker talked to me about his dog in-person, next morning all youtube ads are about dog food and dog toys
>Stopped by a burger stand one day on my way home, all my bookmarked blogs running google adsense start advertising McDonald’s exclusively
>My hotmail account is suddenly flooded with spam mails about alien abductions
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