Former president’s body odor was called into question by a former congressman
      • themeatbridge@lemmy.worldEnglish
        24·
        10 months ago

        Indeed, although it seems like a cheap shot to mock his medical problems. Father Time is a sonofbitch, and he’s coming for all of us.

        Edit: Lol at the downvotes, it was me taking the cheap shot in the first place. I’m allowed to say I’m taking a cheap shot.

        • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtfEnglish
          6·
          10 months ago

          He’s the king of cheap shots and categorically refuses to admit he’s ever done anything wrong or failed at anything. Plus he’s a fascist.

          He’s fair game for even the cheapest of shots.

          • FrederikNJS@lemm.eeEnglish
            1·
            10 months ago

            This seemed like the perfect opportunity to ask ChatGPT to write a Trump speech about being the best at making cheap shots. So here you go, straight copy paste from ChatGPT:

            Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something. Nobody, and I mean nobody, can make cheap shots like I can. It’s tremendous, folks. People come up to me all the time and say, “Donald, how do you do it?” Well, it’s a talent, it really is. I’ve got the best cheap shots, believe me. Other people try, but they can’t even come close. I’ve been doing this for a long time, and nobody does it better than me. So, when it comes to making cheap shots, I’m the absolute best. Thank you, thank you very much.

    • TigrisMorte@kbin.social
      4·
      10 months ago

      loser. That is why none of them can smell it. They are all massive stinking losers. They’re just nose blind to it.

  • MajesticSloth@lemmy.worldEnglish
    73·
    10 months ago

    Gotta love the Streisand effect on display. Wouldn’t have known he smells if they hadn’t “fired back.”

    • TurboDiesel@lemmy.worldEnglish
      41·
      10 months ago

      Are you sure about that? Because every picture I see of the seditious fuck makes him look like he smells of hamberder grease and dirty adult diapers.

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    421·
    10 months ago

    This is incredible:

    When reached for comment about the accusation, a spokesperson for Mr Trump returned the insult to Mr Kinzinger.

    “Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.

    “He has disgraced his country and disrespects everyone around him because he is a sad individual who is mad about how his miserable life has turned out.”

    Kinzinger just gave us a masterclass on how to troll Trump. Not only is this a “no, YOU smell bad!” Kindergarten-level retort, but it’s also just an ad-hominem attack on Kinzinger from Trump’s lawyers, and it’s pointedly NOT a refutation. They know it’s true, and they know it’s trivially provable. And I feel pretty certain Trump has been screaming at them to sue for slander or whatever, and the lawyers are probably like “nope. You do smell. We will lose. It won’t be close.” I genuinely hope it drives him to distraction. And I hope it comes up in the debates. I hope the Democratic nominee (I know, almost certainly Biden, but a guy can hope) visibly reacts to Trump coming near them with visible, uncontrollable disgust. I hope news orgs take this and run with it like a dog with a bone. I want EVERYONE in the Republican sphere to constantly be talking about how godawful Trump smells.

    • Tosti@feddit.nlEnglish
      13·
      10 months ago

      Not a refutation… Excellent.
      This really is the dumbest timeline isn’t it?

    • jonne@infosec.pubEnglish
      9·
      10 months ago

      Would be hilarious if there was a whole bank of Melania photos where she’s smiling from ear to ear when she’s not around him.

  • WashedOver@lemmy.caEnglish
    22·
    10 months ago

    In some ways it makes sense for someone so full of shit he must be overflowing with it.

    • rosymind@leminal.spaceEnglish
      8·
      10 months ago

      Ok, now I have to take a crack at it.

      Jingle bells,

      Donald Trump smells,

      Pro-se-cute him all the way!

      Oh, whata time

      It is to live!

      Let’s lit-i-gate all he has to say!

      Hey!

      Can anyone else improve this?

      • YeetPics@mander.xyzEnglish
        32·
        10 months ago

        Thank you for pushing through the wall. I couldn’t find the energy myself.

  • Tremble@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    171·
    10 months ago

    Now this might actually get his base riled up.

    But if the campaign said he doesn’t, he definitely smells.

  • slurpeesoforion@startrek.websiteEnglish
    14·
    10 months ago

    Are we sure it’s not some power move from his art of the deal? Like he intentionally smells so people are desperate to get out of the room?

  • fsxylo@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    9·
    10 months ago

    I never heard anyone talk about Trump’s smell until seeing this so a. You know he smells. And b. Now I do, too.

  • sndmn@lemmy.caEnglish
    7·
    10 months ago

    Who are you going to believe? Trump’s team or Bob Woodward?