The 57-year-old woman denied having any firearms before entering the MRI, according to an adverse event report filed to the FDA.
    • JonsJava@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      1 year ago

      Sorry, but Darwin awards are for people who improved the gene pool by removing themselves from it. I know anal is popular, but I don’t think that’s how you make babies.

      Now, she could get an honorable mention for the attempt.

    • Treczoks@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      1 year ago

      As she just injured herself and did not remove herself from the gene pool, she does not qualify.

    • odelik@lemmy.todayEnglish
      31·
      1 year ago

      I hate to break it to, especially as a man that appreciates a nice ass, the butt is not responsible for sexual reproduction.

        • odelik@lemmy.todayEnglish
          3·
          1 year ago

          Darwin awards require that the person either kills themselves or removes themselves from the gene pool by maiming their sexual organs.

        • odelik@lemmy.todayEnglish
          1·
          1 year ago

          Trust me, I’ve repeatedly tried impregnate an ass. Maybe I should try a jackass?

        • odelik@lemmy.todayEnglish
          3·
          1 year ago

          I know this is a very challenging thing to do, butt (hehe) reading the article would grant you the following information:

          fired off a single round into and through her right buttock. Luckily, the bullet barely penetrated her skin and the doctor on site described her entry and exit wounds as “very small and superficial.”