-Eye melting next generation 4k graphics and physics! Realistic shadows and ear melting 5.1 surround sound with EAX support (requires Sound Blaster card for audio)
-Requires internet connection on launch
-Slappin’ lit soundtrack by DJ Big Lil Cheesecake Fugg Face
-First three balls free, then requires a social media log in or 600 Microsoft Points per 7 balls
-$69.99 Limited Edition Unlocked Supreme version comes with unlimited balls, free security patches for 2 year life cycle of the game, unlocks objectives, missions and achievements.
-Ronald Reagan ball skins, Addams Family tables and tilt feature sold separately. Optional Mountain Dew background available.
-Plays at 25 frames per second, paddles T-pose randomly, servers constantly overloaded, on release. 7th generation i5 processors literally melt and catch on fire for an unknown reason, a dozen people die in house fires in the first 12 hours of the game coming out. Developers release a long form apology statement on Twitter.
-Patch to address the above requires Windows Defender to be completely uninstalled from the system in favor of McAffee Antivirus and VPN services. But an old, unsupported build of those for some reason.
3D Pinball Space Cadet Infinite 2023:
-Eye melting next generation 4k graphics and physics! Realistic shadows and ear melting 5.1 surround sound with EAX support (requires Sound Blaster card for audio)
-Requires internet connection on launch
-Slappin’ lit soundtrack by DJ Big Lil Cheesecake Fugg Face
-First three balls free, then requires a social media log in or 600 Microsoft Points per 7 balls
-$69.99 Limited Edition Unlocked Supreme version comes with unlimited balls, free security patches for 2 year life cycle of the game, unlocks objectives, missions and achievements.
-Ronald Reagan ball skins, Addams Family tables and tilt feature sold separately. Optional Mountain Dew background available.
-Plays at 25 frames per second, paddles T-pose randomly, servers constantly overloaded, on release. 7th generation i5 processors literally melt and catch on fire for an unknown reason, a dozen people die in house fires in the first 12 hours of the game coming out. Developers release a long form apology statement on Twitter.
-Patch to address the above requires Windows Defender to be completely uninstalled from the system in favor of McAffee Antivirus and VPN services. But an old, unsupported build of those for some reason.
-Seasons and competitive mode TBA.
I just want to take a moment real quick to highlight that you wrote out the phrase “Ronald Reagan ball skins.”