• Akasazh@feddit.nl
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    1 year ago

    Lucky I still remember Sylvia’s mother’s number, unfortunately I’m all out of small change for the pay phone.

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        1 year ago

        But I’m very sure a couple of more minutes of pathetic whinging will convince the mother of my beloved (who won’t speak to me in the phone) that I’m hubby material, and will convince her to date me.

        … it’s a very silly love song. Maybe you’d retroactively call it a simp song.

        There must be a modern day song about a boy buying digital tokens in twitch or OnlyFans to convince her of his admiration.

        Hear me out: Silvia’s moderator.

        ^above is a reconstruction of a shower thought I just had