Of all generational cohorts, older millennials are most likely to generate enough income to retire comfortably, according to the latest Vanguard Retirement Readiness report.
Specifically, millennials aged 37-41 have the greatest chance of landing a comfortable retirement.
You don’t trust the pieces of shit my taxdollars bailed out in 2009? Why don’t you trust those peices of fucking shit?
Staying out of the stock market will ensure you won’t have enough to retire on.
Here kid, have a bitcoin
Oof. By the time you learn you were wrong, it’ll be too late.