That’s pulled from an article on hard-drive.net, which is basically The Onion for gaming. Great job Google lol.
Reminds me of another instance where Google pulls the answer from Hard Drive
Tbf, it’s an Minus-World article so he’s actually kinda serious. https://hard-drive.net/news-games/elden-ring-is-easy-actually/#:~:text=What makes Elden Ring so,foes who once seemed untouchable.
Lol, I trusted it too
He’s a paladin
and he’s in for a paddlin.
but what’s a paladin?
The power of Christ compels him!
Palm slaps you on the forehead really hard
*throws walker into the crowd, can suddenly dance
But it’s not. And yet it’s still posted here.
Supposedly, the lost F-Zero Webcomic (the first time a proper ‘canon’ was established for Western fans) was much, much weirder.
You mean the one from the original instruction manual? It was pretty tame, just confusing.
Pretty sure he channels power from the engine of his car