• ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Hello fellow Japanese anime enjoyers! Me and my “waifu” are plotting acts of terrorism against the United States of America. Does anyone else do this??

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      1 year ago

      Yes, i am a dissenter hoping to commit treason, i missed the boat on the January 6th attack and have been looking for another avenue ever since. i have a physically written manifesto that lays out in detail (over 400pages) my reasons for why everyone should follow MY rules and not the established ones laid out by society over the course of thousands of years. Also i have so many guns. if you had to ask me a number of how many guns, id say “well i lost count after 3,258 guns purchased.” i only have the two arms, but it’s important to have options. I also YouTube how to make all these explosives, the fools have no idea what baking soda and vinegar can do. they’re about to find out.