• Queen HawlSera@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Many drowning victims were found to have copious amount of dihydrogen monoxide in their lungs

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      Not just drowning victims. Many freshly dead persons will have Dihydrogen Monoxide in their system, including but not limited to their lungs. They try to keep it a secret. Doctors will usually not write it down outside of the mentioned drowning.

      If the body decays, that’s a strong sign the person had the substance inside it at the time of death.

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          Big dihydrogen monoxide. Private dihydrogen monoxide companies made approx. $303 billion globally in 2022. This number doesn’t include governments selling this stuff too. No one tells you that on the low end this stuff kills 300,000 + people a year globally. Look-up in Google “HOH chemical”, and you’ll learn everything you need to know about dihydrogen monoxide.

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            I don’t need to Google anything because you used some big words to make me feel scared! I can now confidently say to people I did my research!