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All hail Pope carrion0409
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Literally don’t know who that is or why suggesting her as pope is funny
It’s Zendaya, a woman of color who’s about as cool and modern as people who didn’t pay much attention thought Francis was.
Mostly, though, it’d piss off American regressives so damn much 😁
Does she have a penis? Because that and be baptized in the Catholic Church are the only requisites. And they DO check! They have a special chair for that purpose and all.
Hold on. I want to know more about the chair.
Do a search for ‘sedes (or sedia) stercoraria’ and/or ‘Pope Joan’.
spoiler
It may or might not be just a myth.
It’s a legend, but a fun one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan#Legends
Some versions of the legend suggest that subsequent popes were subjected to an examination whereby, having sat on a so-called sedia stercoraria or ‘dung chair’ containing a hole, a cardinal had to reach up and establish that the new pope had testicles before announcing “Duos habet et bene pendentes” (“He has two and they dangle nicely”),[17] or “habet” (“he has them”) for short.[18]
@[email protected] ☝ the chair
Guess I’m gonna go with my backup choice, then:
It’d also prevent Timothy Chalamet from getting the role. I see you OP.
The less Timmy Chal anywhere, the better.
She was in the three Spiderman: Home movies, two Dune movies, the HBO show Euphoria and a bunch of crap.
Ok, so first
executive orderpapal bubble: From now on, Nutella on the wafers!As the rightful Pope I’m issuing a Papal Bull to excommunicate you for your typo.
Me? Why are you pointing at me?
Why not? The ways of Pope Zendaya are inscrutable 🤷
I fear we will never get a pope as cool as Francisco… you guys probably don’t get this, but we have never been this close to the end of The Game
