let’s book him a room at Four Seasons Total Landscaping

Important bit of history.

Rudy ran for Mayor based on his conviction of a local NYC politician named Donald Manes. Rudy was handed the case by a reporter named Jimmy Breslin, who did all the digging. Rudy got in by riding someone else’s hard work. He was never the great attorney he’s been pretending to be.

Someone is going to buy it for $1