Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agoI've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore.message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1221arrow-down110
arrow-up1211arrow-down1message-squareI've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squareililiililiililiilili@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 day agoYou need a loan? With that kinda collateral, I could set you up with some liquidity at a nice rate. When you’re rich, they let you do it.
minus-squareClinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoYeah just cut me a loan for like $984,000,000 I’m good for it. Either way after you hand me the money I can’t fail. You on the other hand…
minus-squarewabafee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 day agoAt best we can only give you is 1,000,000,000. For such a uhnwi like you.
You need a loan? With that kinda collateral, I could set you up with some liquidity at a nice rate. When you’re rich, they let you do it.
Yeah just cut me a loan for like $984,000,000 I’m good for it. Either way after you hand me the money I can’t fail. You on the other hand…
At best we can only give you is 1,000,000,000. For such a uhnwi like you.