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minus-squareflamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up216·2 months agoWhat if you take the measles virus, weaken it and infect people with that?
minus-squareGordon Calhoun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up97·2 months agoOMG, that’s an awesome idea! Someone should try that!
minus-squareradiohead37@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 months agoBobby didn’t invent that first, so he’s not interested. MAGA are not followers, they are leaders! /s
minus-square𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months agoLeading in kids with measles, AND kids dead from measles.
minus-squareFreeRangeMustard@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoEh, measles weasels. what’s the difference, am I right?
minus-squareGordon Calhoun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoMeasle Weasel is a pretty catchy nickname. But I like weasels and I don’t think they deserve to be associated with a paramecium like him.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·2 months agoThat’s how you get autism.
minus-squarebingrazer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-22 months agoWhat if I already have it? Do I get super autism?
minus-squareGoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agouberautism, thank you very much. You’ve got to use fancy foreign words to make your mark, don’t ya know¿
minus-squarem4xie@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoWhat if we give people a weakened form of autism, so their body learns to resist it?
minus-squareheavydust@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down2·2 months agoThat’s a stupid idea. God created this virus as a test of our own faith. You can’t weaken it. (someone around me might say)
minus-squareFreeRangeMustard@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoBut how would you infect people?
minus-squarePregnenolone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoYou could inject it into people? I don’t think that’s ever been done before
minus-squareZorque@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoHmm, I dunno, that sounds like something a drugged up hippie might do with their marijuanas.
minus-squareFreeRangeMustard@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoBut wait… what if we dissolve it into liquid and put it in a syringe?
minus-squareLedericas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoand do it like a heroin user would.
minus-squareFreeRangeMustard@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoOkay, that’s way too extreme. That’s how you get herpes.
minus-squareLedericas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agothrough a metal syringe type instrument into the muscle.
What if you take the measles virus, weaken it and infect people with that?
OMG, that’s an awesome idea! Someone should try that!
Bobby didn’t invent that first, so he’s not interested. MAGA are not followers, they are leaders! /s
Leading in kids with measles, AND kids dead from measles.
Eh, measles weasels. what’s the difference, am I right?
Measle Weasel is a pretty catchy nickname. But I like weasels and I don’t think they deserve to be associated with a paramecium like him.
his worms arnt interested.
That’s how you get autism.
What if I already have it? Do I get super autism?
uberautism, thank you very much. You’ve got to use fancy foreign words to make your mark, don’t ya know¿
What if we give people a weakened form of autism, so their body learns to resist it?
That’s a stupid idea. God created this virus as a test of our own faith. You can’t weaken it. (someone around me might say)
But how would you infect people?
You could inject it into people? I don’t think that’s ever been done before
Hmm, I dunno, that sounds like something a drugged up hippie might do with their marijuanas.
But wait… what if we dissolve it into liquid and put it in a syringe?
and do it like a heroin user would.
Okay, that’s way too extreme. That’s how you get herpes.
through a metal syringe type instrument into the muscle.