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Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Yall guess who showed up in my dms

lemmy.dbzer0.com

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Yall guess who showed up in my dms

lemmy.dbzer0.com

Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • fubarx@lemmy.ml
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    Get your filthy mitts off her. That’s my future wife. As soon as my check clears, we’re getting married.

  • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Me: I miss MySpace Tom…

    The fediverse: We have MySpace Tom at home.

    MySpace Tom at home:

    Screenshot of my Lemmy inbox. It's a message from a woman saying:"Hey I'm Nicole! But you can call me the fediverse chick"

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      I wish I could updoot this twice.

  • waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    me too. i feel so official now, blessed by the grace of fediverse chic

    • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world
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      Hahaha. I just got my own today as well. I have been graced by the Fediversals

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    I didn’t know this was a thing 20 seconds ago but now I feel left out and I am very cross.

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      Don’t worry, friend. She’ll slide into your DMs eventually.

      • noli@lemmy.zip
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        🤞

      • PapaIsolation@lemm.ee
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        She just did. Thank you for believing in me

  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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    This girl lonely as hail

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    i also got the dm. I blocked her because i thought it was some spam account. Is it not?

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      It is, but everyone on Lemmy got it at some point so she turned into a meme

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        I haven’t yet :(

  • SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org
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    You can tell it’s a scam cause Toronto isn’t in Poland.

    • essell@lemmy.world
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      Sounds Mexican to me.

  • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
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    So whats the scam?

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      No scam. She’s just a lonely girl who can’t believe no-one here is taking her seriously… Tragic story as old as time.

      • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml
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        Just like that Nigerian prince who has no one to give his fortune to :(

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    Same I was also finally blessed. Godspeed Nicole, Godspeed.

  • God's hairiest twink@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Crazy how I can’t even get the spam bots interested in me.

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      I got the first wave then never again 😞

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    deleted by creator

    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      It’s definitely spam, people are just joking about it

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    Now you guys are just doing the work for her.

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    Voyager gang represent 🙋

  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    How is the ol gal

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    I was going to warn about gazillion “send nudes” and dickpic messages, but I think I’m way too late.

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