my phones version is about as old as my cousin lol

welcome to Lemmy btw :)

You’d be surprised lol

One of the funniest that shows just how little people know is this, a conversation I heard from someone like a month ago: “[name] is nonbinary, she uses they/them pronouns right?”
for context this is a Gen z person, not even a retired grandma who doesn’t go around queer people at all, there was a group of really fruity folk next to them about dieing for their whole conversation

yeah…

especially if they don’t know what a trans person is

im not going to read this, I’m gonna wait until I see a YouTube video at 3am about this to fall asleep to

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

just curious, when you were done how much did you miss? my first time I missed so much 😭

mastoqueers

That was a good laugh! thanks for the explanation ❤️

plastic pilled micro-maxxer

can I get some context for this, what is the reference to? I stopped caring about new browsers and now just use Firefox 🤷‍♀️

this comment makes me question, is there an open source sex toy community?
edit: there is lmao https://github.com/PITR-DEV/ukbutt-mod

there’s a trackball emoji too, when is the last time I even saw a trackball 🖲️

I’m on the side of “THERES NO FUCKING TRAFFIC CONE EMOJI?? I SWEAR THERE USED TO BE ONE, WHERE DID IT GO?!?!!”

my guess is that it’s purely a test to get people to get Lemmy to be ready to fight actual spam. I mean it’s so obviously spam nobody would think it’s real, especially with how tech literate the average Lemmy user is, right?

I got the first wave then never again 😞

people here really hate him for something I see in the average TF2 lobby. Also to me it seems like he has taken responsibility and grown from it 🤷‍♀️

I don’t sleep with a fan, it blows air on me and that sucks becaue I’ll wake up with eye boogers and my eyes will feel weird. I don’t understand how people would prefer that

I can understand the noise aspect though, even if I don’t personally like it. My parents have used a little noise machine for the past 10 years.

This is so unfair! I only got one!!

I work at a grocery store as a bagger (HS job, not long term) and if the cashier doesn’t scan something I most of the time won’t say anything

it’s literally been 20 hours, where are the mods lmao