Girls, if a guy…
- remembers your birthday
- knows what you enjoy
- saves your pictures
- understands your family & friends
This guy is not your man.
This guy is Mark Zuckerberg.
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This one time, I got super drunk and emailed Zuck that I’ll change my middle name to “Priscilla” for a bit if he agrees to fund my movie “Terminal”.
… I really should start cutting back the drinking so I do less dumb drunk stuff. Like making “Terminal”.
20% on RT…oof. Never even heard of it until now.
Sober Margot is getting to old to clean up after drunk Margot’ mess nowadays.
But sober Margot also decided to do “Birds of Prey” after “Suicide Squad”, so… yeah.
You can always use the name Priscilla for something else. Like a name for a tour bus you take through the desert.
Why are we posting unrelated jokes around here 🤔
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