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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

What job do you need this hard hat for?

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What job do you need this hard hat for?

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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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    Funny thing is these don’t meet ANSI Z89.1 and therefore can’t be used in most workplaces

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      It doesn’t have to be safe … it just has to ‘look’ safe

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        Yeah, some people with clipboards and orange vests came by, and they said it’s fine.

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          They were killed later that day from a falling I-beam that was unsecured

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            that would kill you anyway…

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      Is it because the strength of the arch is diminished by the crease? Or because it could channel a falling sharp object into rather than away from one’s skull?

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        That was my first thought. The only way this could be somewhat safe is if the hat aesthetic was a flimsy facade and would crumple at the slightest pressure, and underneath the facade was an actual hard hat.

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          I agree, but I fear that would require a comically large exterior. Ten gallons, as it were.

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      Many of them do.

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    Industrial grade cocaine salesman in Miami. The bricks are very heavy and dangerous.

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      I hear the cartels are big on OSHA

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    Adam Savage

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    White fedora? It’s for when you recall a faulty android.

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    #1 douchebag for that particular job site

    • Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org
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      Sometimes you’re at work and have to m’lady someone.

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    Yee-haw’n

    • SurfinBird@lemmy.ca
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      That’s going on my next resume

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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        [Walking away, kicking rocks]

        “I yee’d when I shoulda haw’d”

  • IndieGamer4449@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Texan oil pumping

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    Super Bowl Commercial.

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    Tory Bruno, CEO of ULA wears a cowboy hard hat. Clearly this is how you become rich.

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’ll take 10, then.

      • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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        Unfortunately these buffs don’t stack. And the effect only works when constructing large enough engineering feats where people have to look straight up to see the whole thing.

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    To be a smooth criminal

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      Annie, are you okay?

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    Yee-har’d hat.

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      I read it as “Ye harde hat.”

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorn_(letter)

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    I don’t need the job. I need the hat.

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      If you wear it, they will come.

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    Anyone sparing no expense to open a lab-created dinosaur park?

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      Plot twist: He spared much expense.

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    Professional Bull-rider?

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