• GreenMario@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      If I win the Powerball I’ll be able to afford a good Dom.

      Now the real paradox: if I can only cum when billionaires can’t get their way but I’m a billionaire and my mistress denies me orgasm, what happens? Does the universe implode on itself?