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QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Canadian Man Crowned King of Spreadsheets at the 2024 Microsoft Excel World Championship

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Canadian Man Crowned King of Spreadsheets at the 2024 Microsoft Excel World Championship

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QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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Guess you could say this guy really excels at spreadsheets.
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    Jarman and 11 other finalists were tasked with playing a simulated game of World of Warcraft via spreadsheet

    How did he manage to fit the award ceremony into his busy schedule of having sex with beautiful models? …Probably with a spreadsheet, now I think about it.

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      The sheet was not the only thing being spread

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    I can’t even make fun. Not because he’s a fellow Canadian. Because they hand out that sick belt.

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      But only $ 5,000? Come on Microsoft!

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    Was he legally required to appear as a stereotype?

    • Dadifer@lemmy.world
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      Yes

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        As is his duty.

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    They call me the king of the spreadsheets. Got em all printed out on my bedsheets. -Weird Al

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    I find it stunning that some people are so intelligent. Excel isn’t merely a matter of memorizing rules and lots of practice/experience. You truly have to be sharp as hell to get on this kinda level.

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    deleted by creator

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    Michael Jarman, pictured between two people…

    That’s a funny photo caption.

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      “Michael Jarman, ceremonially situated between two distinguished event representatives,”

      …

      “Michael Jarman, strategically positioned in a central location with one individual stationed to his immediate left and another to his immediate right,”

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    We can leave our company database in his hand.

    Our company database is an excel sheet.

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    The article embedded what appears to be the entire tournament… Nearly 7 1/2 hours lol.

    No doubt about it, though, that intro track is absolutely lit

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    Hide yo wife

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    Not enough neckbeard.

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