pH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookersmessage-squaremessage-square272fedilinkarrow-up1899arrow-down1139
arrow-up1760arrow-down1message-squareComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookerspH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square272fedilink
minus-squareZier@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up66·2 months agoWhy are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!
minus-squareNo_Eponym@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up29·2 months agoHeya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoBecause they are wise in the ways of the world.
minus-squareGrenfur@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoAs long as both remain free and open source I’ll allow it.
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoLet’s be honest, that sounds like heaven.
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoIf hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I’d be giving them money hand over fist. Literally And figuratively #SexWorkIsRealWork
minus-squaremegane-kun@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoHeck, I’d probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install. Who’s got time for sex when there’s ricing to be done!
minus-squareZier@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoYou can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoLook at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here. Bragger
minus-squaremegane-kun@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoIf your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.
minus-squareonionsinmypores@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoIf all else fails, you might have to resort to the double dd to recover from a failing disk!
minus-squareReal Air Boon@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months ago“No sex, tech support is my companionship!”
minus-squareddh@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoIf you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.
minus-squareonionsinmypores@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoI love how this entire comment chain went lol
minus-squarebluewing@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoEven Hookers need scheduling and accounting.
Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!
Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.
Because they are wise in the ways of the world.
As long as both remain free and open source I’ll allow it.
Let’s be honest, that sounds like heaven.
If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I’d be giving them money hand over fist.
Literally
And figuratively
#SexWorkIsRealWork
Heck, I’d probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.
Who’s got time for sex when there’s ricing to be done!
You can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.
Look at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here.
Bragger
Some of us still have Hard Drives. O_o
If your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.
If all else fails, you might have to resort to the double dd to recover from a failing disk!
“No sex, tech support is my companionship!”
If you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.
I love how this entire comment chain went lol
The Fediverse is so fun!!!
Even Hookers need scheduling and accounting.
That’d be us Unix socks people.