Turtle seems alright he’s coming over for dinner tonight.
There’s so many great things about this: the text, the fact that the snapping also has a hard hat on, and the arrow that indicates which way you’re supposed to look.
yet it doesn’t explain how to get the helmet onto the turtle…
The turtle isn’t allowed on the worksite without certification on donning procedures and a fit test within the past year. Supervisor must examine all documents and seals carefully before entry as, again, the turtle cannot be trusted.
Hatching with a shell is no excuse for neglect of PPE. Disregard for worksite safety guidelines fosters a cult of toxic masculinity that leads to workplace injury.
Is this real? I so dearly want this to be real.
His hands are way too close to the turtles head. They can REACH.
This sounds like an SCP entry
