Your honor, I would like the opportunity to interview the underaged girl accusing me of rape, privately in my basement, so we can try to reenact the crime and confirm her testamony.

  • Carighan Maconar@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    I mean I would go along with it, maliciouscompliance style.

    “So you want to review the evidence?”
    *“Yes” * “In a secure facility?”
    *“Yes” * “On your own?”
    *“Well, maybe with my lawyer…” * “Alright, defendent will be locked up together with their lawyer according to their own wishes.”