• Chickenstalker@lemmy.world
    102·
    1 year ago

    Ayylmaos, should they exist, would be very…alien to us. Why are almost all schizo-American ufonutjob descriptions of ayylmaos are near-human sized, vaguely fuckable Startrek forehead aliens who are bipedal and have two arms? Even on Earth, bipedalism is very rare amongst animals. Next is size. Mammals alone span the size of mice to blue whales. Why are ayylmaos sized just right for anal probing us? Why aren’t they orca-sized girrafes? Let’s not go to problems with different planetary gravities and atmosphere. Oxygen is highly toxic and Earfian life have evolved a complicated mechanism to detoxify it. Yet, ufonutjobbers depict ayylmaos as not wearing space suits. Next is communication. We can’t even talk to cats or understand them fully. What makes you think we can seduce a green naked ayylmao slave dancer? Truly, schizo-American ufonutjobbers should gb2 to Rebbit where they belong.

    • undeffeined@lemmy.ml
      1·
      1 year ago

      I have a question: where does the term “ayylmaos” come from? If it I hadn’t seen SomeOrdinaryGamers talk about it I would very confused.

  • sdoorex@slrpnk.netEnglish
    5·
    1 year ago

    This must be what that gay agenda is all about. I mean, look at them ripped aliens.

  • Fester@lemm.eeEnglish
    1·
    1 year ago

    Me and the boys getting ready to corporatize world-changing technology

  • Arotrios@kbin.social
    1·
    1 year ago

    Goddamn it. I knew my Tardis was malfunctioning after that last crash into the #BBC. Apologies everyone - gotta flush the quantum improbability matrix again before I untangle the timelines. By the way, if anyone happens to spot a thylacine with a spiked collar roaming around London, please let me know. He answers to the name of Cryptodile Dundee and likes kangaroo niblets.