I also spent 4 years of college working towards my degree and licensure as a police officer in my state.

Yeah, they’re not looking for people with this level of education. Like literally, I’m not being snarky, they actively weed out people like you.

How could the Democrats do this to us?!?

Why not build vertically instead?

Conservatives are attempting to create a third joke…

I’ve legitimately considered cancelling my HBO Max subscription because it tries to auto play Maher’s show after Last Week Tonight, and I’ve found no way to mark the show as something I never want on my TV.

It’s triggering every time.

It’s interesting… It’s the same people who will pretend they’re not racist by saying “African American” when a black person is actually present, as if they need to walk on eggshells. Like dude, you can say “black,” just try doing it without all the fucking contempt.

But apparently they can’t, and it always comes out in the way you’re referring to.

the right to strike

Lol what a hilarious notion…

Oh no, they said I’m not allowed to strike, I guess that’s that. Oh well, back to work.

I guess if you’re in a union and voted against the strike?

But even then, nothing but their dignity is preventing them from crossing the picket line… Nobody is forcing them to strike.

You kind of have to give the fascists some credit for so thoroughly infecting the previous victims of their heinous ideology, that they’ve (the victims) have literally become the offenders… Kind of wild when you think about it.

Dad, leave me alone, I’m jerking off!

I know, son. Make sure to put it in the log!

AWESOME

They will do what Putin did and create a new, unelected, position, appointed by the president. The vote for Vance will be understood as a vote for Trump, and as soon as he wins (somehow with 90%+ of the vote), he will abdicate his responsibilities to the newly created office, and the President will become a purely ceremonial role.

The blueprint is there.

Almost literally what Putin did

If Microsoft is good at anything, it’s turning good hardware into trash

Starving because Delta airlines did a thing? Not sure about that one.

Do you not understand how PR works? If they gave it to him, the President of the United States, who was literally there in person, do you really think he would have just slyly pocketed it? Or do you think they would have said, “we are giving this to you”?

Oh my God that’s a new point I’d never heard before!

Alistair Crowley was a fucking loser, but this is still insulting to him

I love that this has this “Lifestyle” header above it lol

It’s the small things…

There are just so many fucking things that everything is simultaneously a distraction, and the thing being distracted from

A page from Putin’s playbook