Wine and Valium were a housewife’s best friends back then.

How fast do these idiots think the tomatoes grow anyway?

I remember. It was funny then too.

Thanks Marie Antoinette lol

Oh don’t worry, I’m sure the capitalist system will manage to fuck it up somehow.

That’s me with horribly greasy food.

Great now we’re gonna start sending waifus into space.

Plot twist: they’re love letters.

They’re pretending climate change either isn’t a thing or doesn’t matter. I’m sure there are some true believers sprinkled in there, but between pandering to their idiot voters and wanting Jesus to show up and magic away all their problems, it’s futile trying to get these troglodytes to think about anyone else’s actual welfare.

I’m not sure this is party desperation so much as it is Cuomo’s ego. I’d call it 75% ego at least.

They’re lazy and cheap, and now they’re gonna pay for it.

Hey, if eating “Small, itchy, blister-like bumps caused by the varicella-zoster virus” is wrong then I absolutely fucking LOVE being right.

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Oh I can’t wait until 7 astronauts explode because fucking Grok told the construction team not to bother with the O-rings.

No shit. We could have told you that from across the country.

LOL that’ll work. Streisand effect, motherfucker.

Putin excels at that extra push, usually 7 or 8 stories up.

Thoughts and prayers. Sincerely, your fellow Americans who told you climate change is real and bad.

It’ll never succeed and to be honest, killing the Orange Jackass now world be counter productive. He’s the head of a cult and one of the most important lessons of Christianity is to never make martyrsb out of cult leaders.

The best thing that could happen is he dies or is otherwise incapacitated by a stroke or heart attack. Then he MAGA will year itself apart trying to consolidate around over if several new leaders who lack the particular kind of charisma Trump possessed. Vance will be a puppet President that will seesaw between whichever faction is ascendant at any particular point, or else stick to one faction that has the most leverage.