[alt text: a 4-panel comic. In the first panel, a sailor is looking over the edge of a boat at sharks approaching the boat, and the sailor is saying, “Sharks!! They’ve surrounded the boat!”. In the second panel, a second sailor wearing fisherman’s gear and a beard steps forward, saying, “Stand back, Billy!”. In the third panel, this sailor takes his pipe out of his mouth and says, “Sharks, I’m asking for $50k in exchange for 5% of my company. It’s a subscription-based notes app with crypto and also you can date people on it”. In the fourth panel, the sharks are all swimming away and each saying, “I’m out”, as the sailors look on.]