Those come in the form of joints popping and groans when you sit down.
Only tangentially related but I have nowhere else to share this thought, but I recently turned 40. And all the “hot singles in your area” ads have magically switched into “hot singles who love older men in your area” and it hurts
Cries in old
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Sad bone breaking noises
Green Day came up in a “classic rock” playlist on Spotify.
I get adverts for menstrual products, pregnancy tests, and trips to the Middle East. I’m a 29 year old gay dude, as far as I’m aware.
The ads can hit wrong.
Menstrual products, pregnancy tests, and trips to the middle east all walk into a bar…
The bartender says: “what will you have?”
They all answer in unison: “do you have any 29 year old gay dudes?”
And that’s why they call them the aristocrats.
I’ll be here all week, you’ve all been such a great audience.
This actually makes me feel a lot better lol thanks
Sad battle noises
While slowly raising the middle fing… nah tell her “thank you for your honesty” and pick up that sorry ass and keep looking till you meet someone who is into your age… “Yo I’m ya Sugar daddy”
