Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.
oh, i thought it was a the office reference
I feel like the original name is good enough, Unicum, the universal cum that everybody likes.
Santa is coming to town :3
Capitalism breeds innovation
I get they were going for a carton shape, but that looks basically impossible to clean.
Por que no los dos
In case Santa is bulimic?
Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa’s milk. That milk?
Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa
Mrs Claus?
Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.
Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer…
Santa’s a busy, modern man. He’s probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.
VERY NSFW
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Santa survives all year on the calories he eats in a single day. Let the fat man be jolly.
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Wait, I thought men could produce milk.
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