That’s really not fair to mayonnaise.
Yeah. That’s more like Miracle Whip.
I concur
It’s not nice to make fun of someone’s appearance.
if someone doesn’t have control over it, like their appearance, I think it’s a dick move to make fun of them :p
It certainly demonstrates a profound lack of compassion.
Pft… Terrible makeup, terrible hairdo, colored hair… I don’t think we’re making fun of her giant forehead.
I never specified her forehead. And those things you mentioned also constitute a person’s appearance. I don’t care what her makeup or hair is like. I would never make fun of someone for those things.
Well that’s certainly an opinion.
So you wouldn’t laugh at someone wearing clown makeup but otherwise acting serious?
I say fair game to anyone that intentionally alters their appearance in a stupid way.
So you wouldn’t laugh at someone wearing clown makeup but otherwise acting serious?
I would assume they worked as a clown or something similar and were on their break. Also, clowns aren’t funny.
I say fair game to anyone that intentionally alters their appearance in a stupid way.
What you consider to be stupid is subjective. But you’re free to laugh at people all you want. Just like how other people can think you’re not a very good person for doing so.
This is it. This is my “old man moment”, because I have no idea how this relates to mayonnaise.
Me neither
That’s one of the minor boss Karens you have to fight to get to the final level boss, Mega-Karen.
Yeah, Minion Karens that jump you, and slow you down with the managers they conjure
But mayonnaise is good and useful in the right context. Mostly for making perfectly crisped grilled cheese.
You speak the truth
What about her? She’s cheesy, just put her on a grill!
“What hairstyle would you like?”
Bucket.
Looks like that alien chick from “Mars Attacks!”
did someone slip this from fox news HR?
Why isn’t this racist?
it’s not about skin color it’s about being a weirdo
Why do you feel it is?
I’m not offended. Just wondering. If I reversed her race and changed the mayo to something dark. Well. Yeah.
If I reversed her race and changed the mayo to something dark.
Nutella?
Guaranteed, post a black person and say “if Nutella was a person” you’d get down voted and harassed into committing suicide. Post this mayo meme and folks just laugh and have a great time in the comments. I love a good double standard
Edit: I’d love to hear from the down voters why my comment is factually wrong. Are you saying that people wouldn’t act the way I said or are you having the typical, snowflake, knee-jerk “he said a color word” reaction? I think I know the answer… do you?
More “if fried chicken was a person” with a picture of Beet (but I wouldn’t do beet dirty like that)
mayo is a “white people thing” according to a black friend when I was younger. or maybe I was offering them miracle whip now that I think about it. I don’t remember.
nope it’s mayo. https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-black-people-dont-eat-mayo-mayonnaise-is-a-white-people-food-come-from/852662
Well , thing is its different to hit downward from a pile of corpses, history and current rascist hegomony and not doing it.
I’d say if you changed it all it would be different.
Is this a real person?
… with FAS? FAS gives people eyes like that, doesn’t it? It looks like she has a pretty flat upper lip too. That might be part of the reason she looks … off. And obviously, that haircut is doing her no favours.
What is the actual shape of this person’s head?
ever play with Lego?
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More like the avatar of ranch.
Yeah we can forgive a lot of culinary crimes but that thing
That thing scares us
I thought mayonnaise was an instrument
Mayonaise is amazing and it beats ketchup on fries 100%
You from Holland?
Yes, this post is an insult on our culture 😂
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How do you think we season our food exactly?
Step one: Colonize the fuck out of Asia with your chartered megacorp.
We just voted for a radical extremist, so guess step one is half way done?
(It was a joke about the Dutch East India Company.)
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We hate salt, it reminds us of our worst enemy, the sea.
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This guy is the actual manifestation of mayonnaise.
