“Maybe baby” definitely needs to be a thing.
It actually is, at least in Germany you can buy pregnany tests of a brand called “Maybe-bayby”.
Diarrhea: Soupy Poopy.
I literally started chuckling alone in my parked car.
Should I add parked car ? Not browsing while driving 💥 🚗
parky carrie
Gas: Pooty Booty
bites tongue
I GOTTA BE ‘WELL ACTUALLY GUY’. I can’t help it.
A defib would actually be the Hearty Less Retardy.
Edit: And if that offends you, whoosh get a dictionary. It’s literally accurate.
Maybe… Hearty Re-Starty?
Ticker Re-jigger?
Pumper Bumper?
I had to really laugh at “screamy dreamy”
Traffic circles are “Twirly Whirlies”
To non-Americans they’re already “roundabouts”, which is close enough already really
All I can see is Law and Order.
Chung-Chung!
Dungie Chungie?
I knew I couldn’t be the only one who noticed the type face.
I’m actually ok with all of them.
I will be calling bumble bees fuzzy buzzys from now on. Thanks!
Where is that greentext when you need it?
With the british naming things?
What I took away from this is that we urgently need to find the person in question and let them name everything. Alternatively the person who came up with the names in the post.
It comes from WWII soldier slang, so it’s more like if US soldiers named everything.
feetie heatie actually sounds good
Although a group of hippos is a ‘bloat’, hippos don’t float. Surely a floatie bloatie is a life vest!
Lenny: Edit Reddit
The sub’s name just clicked for me. Lemme shitpost! Hah, that’s brilliant