• Hofmaimaier@feddit.de
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    1 year ago

    Pietro, a man of wise decisions.
    But I want the egg sandwich with worms fry had once.
    Futurama; Parasites Lost; season 3, episode 2

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    I always wanted the food stick that Yoda took from Luke.

    Something about a self contained meal always appealed to me.

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    110% it would be anything the cat chefs cook up in Monster Hunter World. Those animations always got me hungry.

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    Why is it that so much of the internet wants to stick a tongue in an asshole? You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower. You’re literally eating shit. Which is a great way to get wierd diseases or start involuntary vomit attacks in a supposedly sexy moment.

    You know what’s better than ass? You know what tastes better and is self cleaning and an actual pleasure center? Pussy.

    You deserve a finer dining experience. Eat pussy instead.

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      You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower.

      TIL I’m a porn star. I guess that’s a promotion from slut?

      I do agree with you about the disease thing; I use a dental dam when the mood strikes me.

      I think it’s an age thing, my friends in their 20s are evangelists for ass eating, my fwb keeps asking me to let him do it, it’s kind of out of nowhere for me.